FRED

If Fred were the real flash, he'd wear spandex all the time; none of this dual-identity crap. He likes the swishy noises it makes when he walks.




After finding out how much the limo is REALLY going to cost, Fred decided to take matters into his own hands.





This doesn't SEEM sickening, but that piece of chocolate in his mouth fell in bird poop before we took the picture...(true)




Fred likes to beat things...for example, his drumset, his dog, his meat....well, you get the picture




Fred's smile is better than a jak-0-latern at least...



Fred sporting the glasses at the Palladium